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dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.
Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...
by pympkane December 6, 2021
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AP literature

The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.
(Shoutout to: Audii, Bayan, Anam, Zareen, Zack, Carlos, Indy, Susan, Sarah, Rama and Yara)
“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos

“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama
by Lil’osa October 8, 2018
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Ape

Something that a person calls for being beyond stupid
by Dwarfish bard March 21, 2019
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Apeing

Apeing is when you buy a crypto token or non fungible token (NFT) shortly after the token project launch without doing your own research (DYOR), usually because they are fearful of missing out (FOMOing) on potential gains that could be lost if they hesitate in order to conduct due diligence.
Ape: Bro, check out this new crypto coin called ASS. It's supposed to be lit!
You: You're totally apeing into that shit aren't you?
Ape: Yeah bro I already swapped 20 ETH for it!
You: SMH
by DrR10n December 24, 2021
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ape-rehension

Person 1: imma fuk yuo up
Person 2: You have wonderful ape-rehension
by GeekSlayer37 October 14, 2016
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Ap

Damn I heard your friend got that ap
by Ihooplol March 28, 2021
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AP

Yo my son Josh is AP for throwing this litt ass party
by Twerk for me January 21, 2018
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