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Albert

The usual given name for a butler. They were born to serve others. Even though they are sweet and affection creatures
Sam: Who is that guy ?
Josh: Probably an Albert
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Albert

Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.
Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.
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Albert

Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.
Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.
by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021
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aleiteisi

Aleiteisi will always keep it real with you. If your ass looks fat in those pants, she will say so. But it's always out of love.

Aleiteisi will laugh with you, cry with you and pray with you. Aleiteisi also has a whole lot of hood in her so don't try her.

Aleiteisi has been there and done that, you can't fool her.

Aleiteisi cares more than she'd like to admit.
Everyone needs an Aleiteisi in their life.
Listen, I'm just gonna be Aleiteisi about this: You need to calm your farm.

Don't make me get all Aleiteisi on you, I told you not to do that.
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Alberto

Alberto drives a really fucking fast truck
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Albert

Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.

He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.

Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
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Albert

Flashing, sparkling, break through the dark. Sometime change to goose, hard to spot. Currently in love with “one”
Albert! What gorgeous!
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