alaskansnail

a being of pure aim and stupidity can be slow or fast but not in between

that man is an alaskansnail

by anonymous October 27, 2020

alakiyh

A loyal guy that likes to get freaky

Alakiyh is a loyal freak

by Big daddy 12842 November 3, 2020

alaskanpipeline

When your fiancee checks the website in your Instagram bio

Boy oh boy what an Alaskanpipeline

by Naskilla97 September 26, 2020

alaskanpipeline

When your fiancee complains about your Instagram bio

Wow nice alaskanpipeline

by Naskilla97 September 26, 2020

Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.

"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."

by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020

alaskan mimosa

When you mix draft beer with orange juice.

It was a tough day at work I could really go for an Alaskan mimosa.

by Red ,White, and Kyle October 11, 2020

alaskan rat

when person A put's his/her nogin into another one's anus. Person B will shit into person's A mouth. Then they would both suck on the turd until it disolves. Turning the turd into what seems to be a rat with 20 STDS.

omg i wanna alaskan rat that sexy matteo

by ppman24 November 25, 2020