Jew-walk

to walk in a straight line, even if the pathway you walk on is curved, causing you to bump your friends slowly off the road like a dumb ass bitch.

Dude, i was just strolling along next to Wil, and he totally jew-walked me off the sidewalk!

Thats fucked up man, wanna fight him?

Hell yeah i do!

by tyboogey September 20, 2009

Professional Jew

A nice Jewish Boy who eats lots of bagels, and Plays the violin, who is greedy and dishonest as fuck, and who secretly engaged in homosexual sex at his bar mitzvah.

1. Larry, quit being a professional jew and get the fuck out of the bagel shop

by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019

jew beanie

no such thing. is a yarmulke. pronounced YAH-muh-cuh
dont ever use jew beanie. jew beanie is bad.

put on your yarmulke, here comes hannukah. you should never use jew beanie.

by thejew06 March 6, 2007

Jew Ring

Jew rings are a boiled then baked dough ring. when referred to as bagels, they are usually very poor in quality. but Jew rings are top notch in texture and flavour.

Jew ring is the true translation for the Yiddish word "beygl", which is rarely acknowledged. Bagel, the English word given to represent Beygl is incorrect.

Bagels while similar, are different, usually being pronounced incorrectly, much like catsup is not the same as ketchup.

Schlomo: I'm getting hungry, hymie, what should we do?

Hymie: well its obvious,isnt it? we must go to Avi's Bakery and pick up some Jew rings!

Schlomo: well what are we waiting for??

Client1: oh jesus... he's getting antsy for his money, what do we do?

Client2: lets give him a bag of Jew rings, that should hold him off

by steve2202 November 16, 2010

Jew-Slap

when one takes a large quantity of paper money and slaps another person with said wad of bills. Origin from the fact that jews poses large disposable sums of money.

After getting his paycheck in cash, Josh jew-slapped his co-workers.

by monkeyfaggotniggerchinkybeaner May 20, 2010

Jew line

A jew line, resembles the conga line of Jews that marched into Auschwitz

There they stood on that historic day, in the famous jew line as they headed into Auschwitz.

by PillagerSlayer619 April 23, 2021

jew out

when someone uses a ton of coupons at once

Adam loves to Jew out at Target. That cheap bastard.

by Adamsucks4life November 18, 2016