Dumb Bitch Glitch

The universal moment of pure innocent dumbassery that occasionally visits even the brightest of us.

“…and that’s why pineapple belongs on pizza.”
“…”
“Damn, I think that was just a dumb bitch glitch.”
“Definitely a dumb bitch glitch.”

by ILearnedThisFromExperience October 10, 2021

The Dumb Bitch 180

The Dumb Bitch 180 is where a person walks up to someone they don't even know and says"fight me bitch!" just to act big and cool. the results are not good because when you do this 100% of the time you will get you ass kicked.

"Bro did you hear what happened?"
"No what?"
"Carlee pulled The Dumb Bitch 180 and got her ass beat."
"Damn bro.

by Just A Fucking Human April 23, 2020

Dumbing Cruder Effect

Usually the result of the Dunning Kruger effect. When the less intelligent a person is the smarter they believe themselves to be.
When they are unable to dispute real facts and evidence because theirs is only opinion based. They dumb themselves down even further by resulting to crude insults and childish name calling.

Claimant: "This is not a conspiracy theory. I did my own research to fact check everything!"
Doubter: "Your facts and evidence are all invisible because they are only in your imagination. All of your research is just other peoples opinions who agree with you. You are probably only repeating the opinions you heard from someone else."
Claimant (gets emotional and resorts to the Dumbing Cruder effect before leaving): "Well I believe it and I'm sticking with it. You're just too stupid to understand. And besides, you're just a big doodoo head!"

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023

Chippy dumb fuck

A chippy dumb fuck is a guy who always fucks everything up he touches

Look at that chippy dumb fuck he just burned parts of the new shower door in the campfire

by Likehats December 3, 2020

Dumb Weather Hoe

A girl (almost always a hoe) who dresses slutty despite of the weather.

A hoe: hey, do you my new booty shorts?
Me: bitch, it is 40 degrees outside! You a dumb weather hoe.

by TySoggify May 14, 2018

Are you dumb in the head?

A savage rhetorical question to ask a person who has just said something so surprisingly, ridiculously, absolutely, incredible, astonishingly, inordinately, vitally, unbearably, dreadfully, shockingly, eminently, particularly, immeasurably, crucially, dumb that their stupidness blows your goddamn mind.

Him: "I know I was an awful boyfriend but I just wish we could get back together."
Me: "Are you dumb in the head?"

by purplemask July 6, 2021

Dumb greedy bitch

Someone who just wants money but goes about it by being stupid

Sofia frankyln, formerly on call her daddy, is one dumb greedy bitch

by Givemethetea May 22, 2020