asleep in the bread aisle

Asher Roth's new album is titled "Asleep in the Bread Aisle." While I agree with the above definition, I also feel it has to do with race. Since most bread, and bread in general is traditionally thought of as white, it could be a reference to race and rap. Since Eminem there has been a never ending emergence of "white rappers," and it could be said Asher has simply been "asleep" in the bread aisle (admist all the other white rappers waiting for his moment.) Asleep could either mean hiding there while he developed into his own or waiting there strategically waiting for the right time to strike his demographic while mocking the attempts of other white rappers trying to glorify their Eminem like struggles through poverty knowing the American population would never embrace another as they have Marshall Mathers, so he was sort of there mocking their attempts knowing his formula for success would be to embrace his white subrubarn no gangs and no guns upbringing.

Asher Roth has been asleep in the bread aisle this whole time.

by Shady1511 April 30, 2009

french bread pizza

the most delicious thing ever

a: yo i got french bread pizza
b: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Preinstallable June 1, 2020

European Hot Bread

Like french toast, but doesn't say oui oui and doesn't hold baguettes and shit

Guy 1: Can you pass the french toast?

Guy 2: You mean the European Hot Bread?

Guy 1: The wha-?

by Stage 11 Cancer April 22, 2021

Let's Get this bread

A phrase meaning "get money."

Guy: Let's Get this bread
Guy2: let's yeet this wheat
Guy3: let's gain this grain
Guy4: let's rye, my guy
Guy5: let's nab this naan
Guy6: let's shoot that doe with sourdough
Girl: please stop, you are scaring me

by unicorn_vegan_sandwich February 13, 2019

global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

garlic bread stupid

When you put the garlic bread in the oven upside down like an idiot

Why are you so garlic bread stupid?

by Cftuikhfsd January 9, 2018

cincinnati bread crumb

A trail of poop leading to the bathroom created by someone who didn't make it in time.

I knew my roommate was into some wild stuff after finding a Cincinnati bread crumb trail leading from his bedroom to the bathroom the night his girlfriend stayed over.

by Sunday funday kids March 8, 2020