Holy shit, that bitch tiger spoon}ed the fuck out of me last night! I think I'm bleeding!
Beware, she's a Tiger Spooner!
Beware, she's a Tiger Spooner!
by Charlisica April 10, 2010
Get the Tiger Spoonmug. Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
by Faelord August 27, 2020
Get the Spoonmug. guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
by Turbusense December 20, 2015
Get the glass spoonmug. A game typically played at summer camps. The players sit around in a circle with spoons in the middle. There are precisely one fewer spoons than there are players. Each player is then dealt four playing cards from a massive pile of cards usually consisting of many decks with multiple different backs. The remaining cards are positioned between two of the players. The player on the left of the card pile then draws a card and then discards a card (she/he is allowed to discard the card drawn that turn if she/he wishes) by placing it between him/herself and the player to his/her left. That player picks up the card and adds it to his/her hand and discards a card by placing it face-down between him/herself and the player to his/her left, and the process continues. The last player discards cards by starting a discard pile next to the draw pile. While this is going on, the first player draws another card and discards resulting in more cards going around. The objective is to get four-of-a-kind. The first player to do so throws his/her cards in the middle face-up and grabs a spoon. At this point, all players try to grab a spoon, but because there are one more players than there are spoons, one player will end up without a spoon. This player is eliminated and can sit and watch or go do something else depending on the circumstance and how close the game is to finishing. The cards are then collected and reshuffled before being dealt out again with one fewer spoons in the middle.
Person 1: "I played spoons yesterday and almost won, but then my last remaining opponent started out with four 2's."
by snakemasterepic August 26, 2016
Get the spoonsmug. This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017
Get the Rusty Spoon Effectmug. A person of the female gender who fires up drugs and will fuck you for a 💉 shot. They always say they ain't one till you bust out a quarter gram
If you need to bust a nut bruh just call jenn that fucking spoon whore will fuck anyone for a shot just give her ur wash
Hugh janus
Hugh janus
by Throat plumber August 27, 2023
Get the Spoon whoremug. This franchise in Singapore sucks.I was allergic to mushroom and they didn’t tell me that mushroom soup had mushroom.The store has no idea how to give information to their customers
by Soup Spoon Founder/CEO September 4, 2019
Get the Soup Spoonmug.