Boot camp

If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.

The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

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Camping

Camping is a thing where you have a tent and emergency things

“I love camping in the woods and if there is a tornado we will leave the camp site and take down our tents down and pack everything up”

by av3rybug2136 November 27, 2024

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Aussie Camping

When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.

My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.

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We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.

by Wirrwarr February 17, 2023

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