1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted
2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.
2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.
1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.
2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.
2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.
by CHANTAL DID IT August 28, 2005
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Man, drop me off at my house right quick.
Why?
Because I gotta chunk up a duece so bad my breath smells like shit.
Why?
Because I gotta chunk up a duece so bad my breath smells like shit.
by yer mother May 13, 2007
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1. in baseball, the fourth hitter in a lineup, generally the hitter with the highest batting average, whose job it is to essentially "clean up" after the less skillful players that have gone before him.
2. in anything other than baseball, a strategy similar to the above, but with the key distinction that one lets others have a crack at bat first with the knowledge that they will fail, so that one appears far more awesome than his predecessors
1. in baseball, the fourth hitter in a lineup, generally the hitter with the highest batting average, whose job it is to essentially "clean up" after the less skillful players that have gone before him.
2. in anything other than baseball, a strategy similar to the above, but with the key distinction that one lets others have a crack at bat first with the knowledge that they will fail, so that one appears far more awesome than his predecessors
1. Ryan Howard is the clean-up batter for the Phillies, but it doesn't matter because no one ever gets on base before him.
2. Jim sees an attractive girl in a bar, wants to talk to her, but then remembers the clean-up batter strategy and lets two drunk bros and one old creeper talk to her first. If Jim doesn't get the girl after that, we call that a Ryan Howard.
2. Jim sees an attractive girl in a bar, wants to talk to her, but then remembers the clean-up batter strategy and lets two drunk bros and one old creeper talk to her first. If Jim doesn't get the girl after that, we call that a Ryan Howard.
by howwasthisnotdefinedalready August 29, 2013
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