I confirm that

Common Youtube comments phrase, usually confirming that they live in this country of the world and can apparently spell perfect English

As an (insert nationality here) i confirm that

by IntergalactalEnergy April 6, 2023

oh to be as wrong as I.

When one looks back at something they did in the past that was bad, irresponsible or flat out stupid, and agrees for it to be stupid/wrong.

I remember when I decided it would be a good idea to jump off of that bin, oh to be as wrong as I.

by A-rando-who-does-stuff April 7, 2023

I am fried

Something someone would say when they are tired and sweaty

Man: Boy I am fried rn I think I need a nap and a shower
Man 2: aren’t you just sweaty and tired!

by Commonblankdahmer April 7, 2023

J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D

To be an mc.

J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D, that's what stuff monikas into

by Hi, I'm, a, frickin, weirdo April 7, 2023

I am tenzed up

Basically if you are tenzed up, it means you want to be violated by a bear.

DEMETREUS DEMARCUS BARTHOLOMEW JAMES THE THIRD JUNIOR: I WAS REALLY I am tenzed up YESTERDAY!
JOAQIM: WOW, I HOPE YOU CAN STILL WALK STRAIGHT!

by I love bears April 7, 2023

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023