My left ear enjoyed this video

This is a common comment you see on Youtube videos, whereas the video only projected sounds on the left headphone. Only headphone users experience this.

This is also a confirmation that your headphones is NOT broken. Many people think it's just them, but when they scroll through the comments, they see this one particular comment and relieves them.

Example Scenario:

*plays a video*

Why is the sound only at the left ear? Is my headphones broken already?

*sees this one comment*

"My left ear enjoyed this video."

Oh, guess it's not just me.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam January 30, 2018

i put on my wizard hat

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005

mustache dip my dream sickle

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

by show up cat November 19, 2014

You stole my goddamn house!

Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.

Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

by CPJacott December 17, 2020

pissing down my leg

chewing someone out; severe reprimand; the act of verbally punishing someone for a misdeed.

Because I did not finish the project on time, my boss spent half of the morning pissing down my leg.

by YONEIGHBOR November 12, 2009

Two midgets and my grandma

This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.

O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma

by Psycosmoke April 20, 2005

did you see my bag?

Phrase popularized by Korean-Pop group "BTS" in their 2017 classic hit song "mic drop". The bag refers to their accomplishments and the question is asking whether or not their doubters and antis saw it; because if they had, they would realize that they have nothing to doubt.

Person 1: BTS sucks
BTS, in their hit single "mic drop": did you see my bag?

by GiveMeTheGreenLight September 23, 2017