i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr

Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis

by Packinlad January 30, 2021

I am currently muted at this time!

The person saying this is typically muted and probably for a good/bad reason, this is why they are not saying Good Job! or Welcome! If they are saying this, they are probably using a command to say this and want to be unmuted.

I am currently muted at this time! -sillycat :3 2025

by fennixf3nnix August 31, 2025

Amaze-I-Fying

(adj.) When something is so awe inspiring, you have no idea what to say.

I was lost in her eyes, her most beautiful amaze-i-fying eyes.

by Jesus ;) March 15, 2010

I love Neaveh

Neaveh is a very smart and caring person she always gets good grades and also she is the most beautiful

Oh I love Neaveh she is so cool I want to be like her.

by A mazing A February 14, 2025

I Feel Fantastic

A term from a creepy YouTube video of a scary android singing uploaded in 2009

User1: Did you ever see that one creepy vid of that android singing?
User2: I feel fantastic?
User1: Yeah, that's the one!

by Convulsion Devereaux April 20, 2024

I Smack Backs

What you after you master pick up artistry.

Person 1: Hey...have you mastered pick up artistry.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...now say "I Smack Backs".

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023