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YouTube

an absolute hellhole of a website, you can find literally anything there.
"i found this on youtube"
by spritetasteslikewater August 21, 2023
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YouTube

A controversial full-service restaurant where tipping more money to the waiter means that your stomach can hold more food—even when it actually only means that you know/suspect/are aware that the waiter ought to have higher wages and nothing else. This is similar to how the YouTube algorithm interprets subscribing to more channels as having more time to watch videos.
Navigating YouTube is like dining at a full-service restaurant where every tip just makes the waiter richer, but somehow I end up feeling like I’ve ordered a buffet I can’t finish.
by Emotional Cruiser August 7, 2025
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Youtube

Nowadays, youtube has become a medium for some folks to rant about what they dont have the heart to say in person to somebody.
Some people are turning youtube into an unhilarious joke (which is the worst kind of joke).
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
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youtube

fuck you mom videos
hey do u know youtube
oh yes that fucking sex videos
by bxhndrytfhg February 15, 2023
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YouTube Analytics

YouTube Analytics lets you see more specific data about your channels, assets, and audience. You can see how well one of your uploaded videos is doing well comparing to your others weather its averaging higher/lower in views.
Wow I thought my channel was going to do well but YouTube Analytics showed that no one is watching my videos! Time to quit!
by anonymous November 4, 2021
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Youtube and thrill

Nerd out on youtube with your sig other and fuck
Hey babe, wanna come over and youtube and thrill?
by Celeste-dess February 7, 2021
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youtube and unwind

Similar to "Netflix and Chill" and "Hulu and Relax"; used in place of both, as people have caught on.
Brad: "Hey, Julia, wanna come over and watch YouTube and unwind"

Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"

Brad: "Wait, I thought we were just gonna watch YouTube and unwind?"

Julia: "Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass"
by th3hand13r November 23, 2015
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