Social Work-out

The physical workout Social Workers get from running their clients places, chasing after client's children, or running around the office to get tasks done.

Friend: Hey, want to go to the gym with me?
Social Worker: No way. I got a Social Work-out yesterday chasing after my client's kids at the food stamp office.

by Comosedice December 10, 2010

absent presumed working

A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.

Jane is absent presumed working (APW), she was not been on Facebook today (this week)

by conibonjovi October 12, 2009

work your pork

same as beating off or holding youe sausage hositage.

where john schnieder?

oh hes at his house doing the " work your pork "looking at cat porn

by ryan killion January 11, 2009

working dat shit

basically twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk DAT ASS

Hey, my bitch yesterday, she was "working dat shit"

by motherfuckingpenis June 5, 2016

Check the foot work

Something somebody says when they 'bout to fuck you up in a video game.

Person: whoa.
Me: Check the foot work!

by Icicle_DBR April 19, 2017

morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

by jager666999 May 14, 2016

dutch work out

Plain insanity

Dude, that's totally dutch work out!

by Radjin May 31, 2017