The Urban Dictionary

Example of urban dictionary crime:

Word: (_)_)======D(_*_)

Defintion: How that fat guy at my school likes it.

Example Used: Fat-TurdMuncher likes to (_)_)======D(_*_) all night, because he's gay.

Example thoughtfully provided by 'RatchetBoo'.

by Diego November 5, 2003

Urban RPS

a popular myth/culture/pastime/extreme sport (if done at high altitude), pioneered by myself and one d. loxham. the game consists of two players entering the name of a popular urban personality eg dr. pimp into google image search, thanks to the random and frankly spastic like hand gestures of said urban personalities, it is more than likely that one of the resulting images will contain a gesture resemling one of those in the 'popular' game rock, paper, scissors. the results are then shown and the loser is pronounced 'wack' or something.

dr. pimp fan 1: 'yo, homes, lets go play some urban RPS!'
dr. pimp fan 2: 'hell yeah, mofo, fo' shit'
dr. pimp fan 1's mum: 'ther'll be no urban rps-ing for you Montimor, its time you ought to be at chess club!'
dr. pimp fan 1: 'sorry mother!'

by Geo Scott October 5, 2005

Urban Ape

A highly evolved monkey with the ability to walk upright, use opposable thumbs, navigate city blocks, use a camera, and carry an iPhone.

"Who's that taking photos of the Sears Tower and grunting and pounding his chest? He's going to drop his dSLR."
"Oh, that's an urban ape."

by ceebo January 30, 2009

urban meyer

The solution to the university of florida football program downfall during the zook years(2002-2004). Meyer took over for Ron zook in 2005 after zook was fired for being the worst coach in florida football history. Meyer took over a team that was used to losing close games and made them 9-3 his first year and then went 13-1 his second year in 2006 to win the national title. He won with a lot of players that zook recruited so people hate on him and say he needs to win with his own players, but now into his fourth year and 3 top 3 recruting classes later, meyer and his gators are going to the second national title in three years and most likely will add another trophy to the shrine in gainsville. Meyer saved the Gators from becoming as mediocre as vanderbilt is at football.

Bob-hey the Gators beat the shit out FSU last week 45-15
Glen-yea urban meyer made bobby bowden his bitch for the 4th straight year.

by kellis13 December 17, 2008

urban outfitters

Hollister for Hipsters

I bought this cheap T shirt with distressing, fading and ripped seams. It has a vintage print of Tony the Tiger and a Frosted Flakes box labelled in Korean at Urban Outfitters.

I bought the exact same thing, except it says "Hollister" on it

by Ol' McStinker February 26, 2008

URBAN EXPRESSIONISM

A simplistic yet profound artistic style, and movement, in Art which speaks with the deliberate position of using art as a communicative tool. It is an art-form in which art and communication could reasonably merge and become one flesh; through the use of flowing brushstrokes, markings, words, text, signs, and symbols

Did you see that painting in the other gallery? It had that way cool and urban flow style with the words and symbols in it? It looks simple but it makes you think Is it Jean-Micheli Basquiat? Not, it is URBAN EXPRESSIONISM

by Dune-Micheli Patten July 2, 2007

Urban Dysentery

The condition experienced by witty and intellectual Urban Dictionary contributors whose entries never make Word of the Day. Instead, many obnoxious and boring entries are published, thus causing the intestinal pain and diarrhea associated with Urban Dysentery.

An email from Urban Dictionary containing the Word of the Day awaits me each morning on my phone. Today's word is Fart Enthusiast. Another day is ruined by Urban Dysentery.

by Lamb Lamb December 4, 2010