fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

Tongue Tuesday

the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced

“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”

by jim parsons January 01, 2022

International Tongue Twister

When you take too many shots in a foreign bar and break away from your friends to make out with a foreigner. Upon returning to your friends, you transfer some of that foreign saliva to a fellow American.

Evan: "Is that Nicole and Josh sucking face in the corner booth?!"
Mike: "Yeah brah, but rumor has it she just pulled an international tongue twister on him"
Evan: "Sick!"

by FoxTrapz69 May 16, 2015

tongue skiing

Performing cunnilingus, generally during the winter months

Baby, it's cold outside...show me that meat mountain so I can go tongue skiing.

by Wally Milk Toast Pipp September 25, 2017

Put Some Sun On That Tongue

Oral sex (One of the few times your tongue sees daylight)

My pussies wet and you need to put some sun on that tongue!

by Swan22 April 08, 2018

tongue titan

The male version of a throat goat. Head so good you will have flash backs for the rest of your life. You will know one when you meet one. These men will make you simp immediately, a true talent.

-he’s a 4 but he’s a tongue titan-he’s a 10

-he begged me to sit on his face, and i came 17 times, he’s a tongue titan

by ShmeeBaby December 18, 2022

my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

by ok dumbass April 16, 2020