fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Yoshi Tongue

When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.

Jacob: “Dude, put your Yoshi Tongue away!”

Ron: “How else can I catch Goombas?”

by Ed word Murphy June 18, 2022

tongue slaughtering

chewing out or tongue lashing

My supervisor gave me a real tongue slaughtering today

by TonyaL25 March 10, 2014

orbital tongue

the stimulation derived from the tongue circling the genitals on a man or woman.

Did Jack give Diane orbital tongue or did he leave her with lady wood???

by Left Eyez March 14, 2023

Butt Tongue

A tongue that comes from your butt. An insult to someone. An expression or way of saying something sucks.

Have you checked your butt tongue today? You're such a butt tongue! or Man, that seriously sucks butt tongue!

by Laugh Attack February 11, 2009

Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015