twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004

Psychopath Twat

The girl who blames other girls for her boyfriend or husband’s infidelities. No sisterhood. Blame game.

Omg. Emily is a psychopath twat. Her husband sexted over 27 girls .. and yet she tries to slut Shame them on Facebook!

by Mimi1990lbhs October 20, 2017

twat tonsil

Bulbus upper inner thighs, resembling tonsils, that act as a protective barrier to the twat.

I was naked when I fell in the mud...LUCKILY my twat tonsils kept my puddy from getting dirty...

by PHATAZ February 24, 2015

Spotty twat

Someone with acne Thats a very spotty person

Sam’s a spotty twat, look at his forehead

by JDF719161 February 1, 2022

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Twat Swat

The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.

by jesus from the dalles November 11, 2009