power jag

Getting a good drunk in an hour

Had a long day and needed a power jag.

by bendroid September 29, 2014

Power Gap

When just one greater than symbol isn't enough to describe how superior something is. Often accompanied by censoring the obviously inferior things.

Often used ironically to emphasize an eccentric or absurd opinion.

Poster 1: Sgt. Peppers is the best beatles album of all time!

Poster 2: Abbey Road > Revolver >> Rubber Soul >>>> Power Gap >>>> Sgt. P*pp*rs

by drambey December 04, 2020

Power Pashmina

A pashmina, scarf, blanket, duvet, or any large piece of fabric wrapped around the neck and/or upper body. Usually of ridiculously oversized proportions. Worn with the aim of creating a sense of gracious superiority in the wearer but often inspiring general ridicule instead. Seen in academic, fashion, and arty circles.

She was really rocking her power pashmina in that meeting. *eyeroll*

by qcrw February 12, 2018

Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all females are relentlessly attracted to a man, particularly of the Kauffman household that the power originated from.

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

by Oldbay snorter September 07, 2023

Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

by Oldbay snorter September 07, 2023

colin-power

A general lack to do anything you can usually do, or the feeling of weakness

I couldn’t do quad back today because I had colin-power!

by jakemurphyisthedupiestnigga October 11, 2020

power 5

A group of 5 highly gifted individuals that when together, can overcome all odds. Often seen running with the Fine 5, these group of guys are pure SAVAGES.

I can’t wait to meet the Power 5.

by Chansler the Rapper June 02, 2018