heinous beaver

That heinous beaver stirred the turd by stealing my boyfriend.
by Dolly Dill September 09, 2017
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1- a distraction
2- the feeling you get when you really need to take a shit
1- uh, HEY look! An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

2- Let me in before I let out An overwhelming Amount Of Beavers, and you're gonna be the one cleaning it up.
by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016
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Angry Beaver

Angry beaver is when during normal sex in any position.. You know you've beaten it up and did a good job when you climax and there's blood on your shaft cause she has started her period while you were having sex .... Bright red hence the Angry Beaver!!
Last night while having sex with Beth i knew i just had an angry beaver because of the blood on my shaft
by Mr. Freckles 69 February 09, 2018
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Angry beaver

Used to describe a raunchy p***y

Usually a hairy unclean place to do business.

An angry beaver is not something you want to mess with.
Oh dude, you don't want to mess with that girls angry beaver! I can smell it all the way from here.
by Adamskiop March 05, 2016
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angry beaver

Used to describe a raunchy p***y

Usually a hairy unclean place to do business.

An angry beaver is not something you want to mess with.
Adam, you don't wanna mess with that chick over there, I can smell her angry beaver all the way from here!
by Adamskiop March 05, 2016
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beaver reliever

A toy that someone brings to work to relieve stress... But once friends at work see it start to make very funny jokes at her and her beaver reliever expense.
"Emily what are you doing over there squeezing your beaver reliever? "
"Emily we are at work stop playing with your beaver reliever"
by Beaver reliever May 05, 2017
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wax the beaver

Want me to wax the beaver for you?
by Pokey123 June 18, 2008
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