(n.): A majestic nitwit inexplicably entrusted with authority. A corporate mirage of competence, promoted well beyond his abilities due to confident nodding, strategic bathroom breaks, and an uncanny knack for repeating what others just said, louder. Primary talents include delivering brain-cell-melting remarks, wheezing after light chewing, and preparing English muffin pizzas with the confidence of a Michelin chef and the skill of a distracted raccoon. Self-declared as “the brightest mind of his era,” though routinely outmaneuvered by a Mr. Coffee and once lost a staring contest with a screensaver. Surrounded by a loyal cult of "illuminaires" (a.k.a. the mentally vacant and ambitiously incompetent) who applaud his every utterance and compliment his offensively large watch collection. If spotted in the wild, do not approach. Toss a handful of M&M’s in the opposite direction and walk away while he’s distracted.
Armed with nothing but a PowerPoint he's never seen, a laser pointer, and unchecked confidence, Frank F unveiled his quarterly strategy: 'Less Data, More Cowbell' - a bold inversion that earned a standing ovation from his illuminaires, who mistook confusion for innovation once again.
by Frankie_says_relax June 23, 2025
(n.): A majestic nitwit inexplicably entrusted with authority. A corporate mirage of competence, promoted well beyond his abilities due to confident nodding, strategic coffee runs, and the uncanny knack for repeating what others just said, louder. Primary talents include delivering brain-cell-melting remarks, wheezing after light chewing, and preparing English muffin pizzas with the confidence of a Michelin chef and the skill of a distracted raccoon. Self-declared as “the brightest mind of his era,” though routinely outmaneuvered by a Mr. Coffee and once lost a staring contest with a screensaver. Surrounded by a loyal cult of "illuminaires" (a.k.a. the mentally vacant and ambitiously incompetent) who applaud his every utterance and compliment his offensively large watch collection. If spotted in the wild, do not approach. Toss a handful of M&M’s in the opposite direction and walk away while he’s distracted.
Armed with nothing but a PowerPoint he's never seen, a laser pointer, and unchecked confidence, Frank F unveiled his quarterly strategy: 'Less Data, More Cowbell' - a bold inversion that earned a standing ovation from his illuminaires, who mistook confusion for innovation once again.
by Frankie_says_relax June 17, 2025
A saucy piece of chicken / mother which is very tasty and added with bbq and ketchup sauce goes deliciously into your ovaries to help the sperm and when you give head gives you more power ! YOU ARE A CHICKEN FRANK OVARIE MOLLESCULE OF INFESTED PENIS JUICE FLANGE
by FLANGE FAJHETA November 11, 2007
While banging doggy style take a chicken wing (preferably the drumstick kind) and ram it in their asshole
by TurdsAreNature'sCrayons December 27, 2020
The lowest of all tiers in the world. If someone tells you that you are a part of this tier you should reconsider your life choices. Similar to Greg tier but not quite that bad.
by Chee-Wah October 29, 2019
Instead of saying fucken cunt or fucken stupid tou say fuckin frank, cause then everybody will be like whos frank
by Cuntara666 November 16, 2019