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Food Rape

Taking food that you are not entitled to by any of the criteria
--Girl taking food off of a guys plate without asking. Even if he would have said yes, it does not matter.
--Receiving food from an intoxicated person that they normally wouldn't give (a pack of ramen is like kissing a drunk person. It is not rape, but somebody who is invested in morality will probably wait for them to be sober)
--Stealing somebody's food when they are slumped. This is the B Cosby of food rape.
--Saying that you will pay somebody back then not doing it, or underpaying them.
*probable feminist takes food of a guys plate randomly*
Me: STOP RAPING HIM! THAT IS RAPE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU SICK FUCK!
Feminist: RAPE IS NOT A JOKE, AND MEN CANNOT BE RAPE VICTIMS!
Me: *puts Stephen A. Smith on speaker phone*
Stephen A. Smith: First of all, the notion that men cannot be victims is BLASPHEMOUS! Have you ever heard of prison? Second, that is a bonafide case of food rape, it is egregious, and there is no need to exacerbate the issue by denying it. Quite frankly, the only apropos is to apologize to the brotha, I'd say the fact of the matter is that you owe an apology to the ownership, your teammates, and the fan base.
by Prill. April 25, 2019
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food talker

One who maintains conversation while eating. Doing both only half as good as they deserve.
"That (insert name here) is such a food talker!"
by Jtypestruth June 24, 2017
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Food Digger

Someone that will go out with you on a date for free food but will drop you as soon as they're full.
John: "So, how was your blind date?"
Erica: "The worst."
John: "How come?"
Erica: "Well, at the beginning of the date she was great. We were really hitting it off since we both loved food. Then the bill came so I offered to pay, but then she went to the bathroom and never came back."
John: "Oh, a food digger."

A lot of Ted's tinder dates have been food diggers.
by renma December 4, 2017
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slut food

Food that is quick and easy to obtain but lacks real substance or value. Slut food is consumed with both feelings of pleasure and shame.
Person 1: "Um, are you eating gas station nachos?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's slut food but I've been working out a ton and I was starving."
by Uncommon_Denominator May 4, 2016
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food fiend

A food demon that argues over foods being eaten such as noodels and chips.
"My sister is a food fiend she always gets mad when someone eats food in the kitchen"

Shes a damn snack demon too!
by BigBootyMartha4456 September 13, 2016
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food strike

The action of starving ones self until they get what they want, often kept a secret while dropping subtle hints of what the food striker is doing
I went on a food strike because my family yelled me so I'm waiting to eat till I get an apology
by Lilsum January 17, 2018
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Food Boner

When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.
person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too
by The Earl Of Pudding January 28, 2017
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