Stroking the cat

the act of female masterbation

"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"

by tnbabe April 29, 2015

cat apnea

Cat apnea is a common disorder in which the sufferer experiences one or more (usually more) pauses in sleep due to the sufferer's bed being covered in cats. Pauses can last from a few seconds to minutes at a time. Sufferers may find that despite having a full night's sleep, they wake up consistently tired.

"Dude, I can barely stay awake today. My cat apnea is killing me."

by rhondaperky May 16, 2015

Mexican Cat

A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.

Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.

Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.

by Refofel July 7, 2015

Country Cat

"An individual who possesses the ability to disregard classiness for comfort. This individual is also described as "common people" and can be seen easily eating bacon and other meats off of the kitchen floor casually ignoring the 5, 10, 100 second rule. This individual cares not what their country can do for them nor what they can do for their country. Unless that country is followed by a cat."

That lady just took a trash bag and made pants out of it. Now that's a country cat.

by Team Rocket league November 8, 2016

Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow April 10, 2016

cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

cat gangs

It’s a gang for cats that do all sorts of things like play poker smoke cigars play pool and darts in their club house some of them wear fedoras and they like drinking whiskey they tend to be quite troublesome for the cat police

Cat 1 : bruh you don’t wanna mess with him

Cat 2 : why bruh

Cat 1 : he’s in a cat gang bruh

Cat 1 : and you know what they do in cat gangs bruh...

by InsovietRussiacatsareingangs January 2, 2019