Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?
Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.
Everyone: Be more honest.
Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.
Everyone: Be more honest.
Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024
Get the Tampon Timmug. by Thot_punisher December 1, 2018
Get the Timmug. He said-Tim did bad things- it’s over for him.
She said-the police knew who he was, they said he wasn’t a cop or in a bikie gang. He will be gone and no one will mind.
She said- Tim deserves what he will get-
He said-everyone agrees
She said-the police knew who he was, they said he wasn’t a cop or in a bikie gang. He will be gone and no one will mind.
She said- Tim deserves what he will get-
He said-everyone agrees
by jjayneellen November 24, 2019
Get the Timmug. Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.
by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025
Get the Tim cheesemug. Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.
by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017
Get the Timmug. 1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.
by Jploppert April 21, 2018
Get the The Tim Parksmug.