robert construction

The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.
Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!
by Foxy Wild December 09, 2020
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robert dines

Robert Dines comes from the norweign town of 'Robbertoa'
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
'Wow, he must be Robert Dines'
by Alex saleh August 01, 2009
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Robert Amos

If you are a Robert Amos then you have it all
Check that guys dick out it's definitely a Robert Amos.
by A chick that knows December 04, 2022
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Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:
Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}
by SADIES:) January 01, 2012
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robert mercer

Is a charming mfer will steal ur womans heart while ur in jail and through the dick to her and is from Glasgow KY goes by red mercer
by Prince's charming July 19, 2022
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Robert asp

A robert is a fat ass that is bad at fortnite and always complains about it and is very trash to soccer
Bro du be so Robert asp
by Themorrocanhashguy November 15, 2018
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