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Peanut

Peanut is a nickname for large penis or big testicles
It can also mean a man that can pleasure a woman until she passes out
Girlfriend: you were a real peanut last night.
Boyfriend: thank you! You were amazing too
by Google.chrome April 29, 2020
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Peanut

A fat ass hamster. You ain’t never seen a bigger rump then Peanut’s. He’s the 46th president of the United States and is going to the moon this year. Peanut sometimes goes by Fat Ass or Oompaloompa. If you ever say you have a bigger rump then him he will attack.
Have you seen Peanut’s rump? It’s huge!
by ThatBitchLila November 23, 2020
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Peanut Butter Box

When intensely focused on something or talking about something and out if nowhere something out of the blue catches your attention, PEANUT BUTTER BOX.
I was playing catch with my dog and along came a squirrel and, PEANUT BUTTER BOX!

I was telling my girlfriend a story and mid sentence...PEANUTBUTTER BOX!!!!
by BigR3Dd&Poochie May 20, 2022
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Peanut M&M

The art of covering a guy's balls in some form of melted chocolate, Nutella, for example.
Last night, my friend's gave me a Peanut M&M. It fucking sucked, bro.
by xbr0seidon June 29, 2011
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Peanut

A dog with big ball sacks. That’s all
by Uglygayman July 9, 2019
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Irrelevant Peanut

Irrelevant Peanut
Used to describe someone who's life has no meaning to, does nothing important with his time, generally stubborn, and just here to steal your oxygen.
by Irrelevant Peanut June 15, 2023
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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