Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024
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gone to the goose

He's long gone to the goose.
My dog has gone to the goose.
by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024
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That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.
Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose
by JordanNHS September 15, 2017
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diego/goose

he is one of the most genuine people in the world
has a camera infatuation

is pretty cool and a music addict (dont tell him i said that)
whose loud ass music is that?!”
“oh its just diego/goose.”
by whoupfarting12345 June 26, 2022
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Duck Duck Goose Girl

A duck duck goose girl (or guy)...is a person that has been benched by someone who is stringing multiple people along in a sexual or romantic way. Said "player" keeps his or her harem of simping partners on hold in a limbo of breadcrumbing as "ducks", until ready to choose the next "goose". They ramp up engaging behavior to manipulate said "goose" into chasing them, ideally for sex, but also for attention/ego. Then they put them back on hold as a "duck" once they get bored, and repeat the cycle all over again, choosing a different goose. These are avoidants who like to have a steady rotation of suitors in waiting, often longterm FWBs, always thinking they might be chosen. In reality- these people are emotionally immature, unable to engage in real intimacy, and often have fragile egos that they prop up by manipulating partners. Often, these people will keep a secret harem of "ducks" on hold during relationships with a "goose", until they either break up with them, or get broken up with. Regardless- their ducks will get breadcrumbed on the sneak during entire relationships because they can't ever fully invest themselves in commitment. They always have one foot out the door, and "ducks" are the back up options.
"I'm done being one of your duck duck goose girl. You want me to be there for you to use only when it's convenient or comforting to you, but you don't wanna reciprocate. You're busy getting your ego stroked by girls who haven't caught on yet. Keep your lame ass limbo- those girls can have you. I'm taking back my self respect."
by MiAngelito August 19, 2023
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Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.
Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”
by Special Ed November 06, 2018
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goose-neck

the suction of the dick between the vigina causing the dick to hilariously break needing treatment
Dude my girlfriend Accidentally gave me a goose-neck
by Lucky out August 10, 2016
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