Massive Dong

Whats hanging between my legs.

Person A: What does a massive Dong look like?
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse

by Anal Wizard June 23, 2016

River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new BDE.

Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

DING DONG

someone is at your door so they pressed the door bell that makes a sound DING DONG or plays random s*it music that everyone hates

Doorbell: DING DONG

qwerty: someone is at the door

by tasmin vrtizwmo June 17, 2018

Summer Dong

A penis that is sweaty and horny and needs tending to in a sexual context.

The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.

by Wachet Auf February 8, 2025

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

ooga booga do ooga booga dong

cavemanish for "I don't speak english"

english speaker: hello
cavemanish speaker: ooga booga do ooga booga dong
english speaker: bunga dooga nog booga
cavemanish speaker: kooga

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong November 30, 2021

rattle-dong

when ur penis is too small for a vagina and it rattles inside of it.

"john has a rattle-dong, its so not pleasuring"

by nikesb930 August 21, 2009