Dan

A stupid nerd who has greasy hair

You have DAN hair man

by Kazuhah_ September 20, 2022

Dan

verb. to Dan someone. i.e to cut off the tip of someone's dick, giving the impression that they have a smaller penis than before. This is done to imitate the Dan, also known as the man with a 0.5mm penis

Jake: Dude, Alexander pissed me off, so I just Dan'd him
Carl: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Alexander: *Screaming* I BECAME DAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by GEneralfIGs March 15, 2018

dan’s stag

A chant that all men must participate in when attending the legendary stag of Dan.

Men in unison: “DAN’S STAG”
Other people: “Who the fuck is Dan?”

by Sandwich75 October 7, 2023

clam dan

It means that some one is extremely sexual and needs to calm down

Stop making conversations sexual god clam down clam dan verb

by Slobster February 8, 2018

Danned

When someone attempts to do a pull-up, fails miserably, eats shit, and breaks their neck.

Yo how’s mike doing man? He got danned, but he made it through surgery and is doing well.

by Daddy Nnnn March 14, 2021

BBC Dan

Dan loves BBC just can’t stop telling his friends all about it.

Bbc dan just can’t get enough of the radiator hose

by Derdan13 August 28, 2022

Dan of the dead

A prison term, a direct insult to a very tall and very homosexual male that dropped the soap in front of someone he thought was a just a friend but was actually a serial rapist similar to Buffalo Bill from the sensational blockbuster movie Silence of the Lambs. Most often the insult is used when the BMOC has is expressing his dominance and ownership over his newly claimed prize shortly after he assaulted them in the showers.

CO#1: Hey ain't that Slim Dan of Vegas?
CO#2: Well it was. Looks like he is Dan of the Dead now.
CO#1 Oh Well lets get back to to blowing loads down each others throat in the tower shall we?

by Deviled Bacon July 12, 2022