Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.

"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"

by Sebwich September 25, 2021

steve woodrum

Huge asshole extremely conceited and self-centered full of ego very sneaky always deceiving and conniving selfish Narcissistic almost evil like traits Habitual cheater and habitual liar has no conscience and feels no remorse loves to belittle and bully women to make himself feel better don’t let his act fool ya he is anything but good

That guy really seems like a huge asshole he was so rude he was a Steve Woodrum for sure!

by Dickbag sniffer July 9, 2021

the steve harvey

Congratulating or awarding someone in front of an audience, only to realize they are not the intended recipient; then, having to retract your congratulations, leaving them standing there awkwardly with a half-frozen smile on their face. Painful.

Sheila, Congratulations on being the top salesperson of the year!!! Here is your plaque showing our appreciation! Oh wait, this says SHAWN... Sheila was not the winner, and thus, the loser. Sorry for the Steve Harvey.

by CleverCleo March 31, 2016

Steve Era

Someone who is stepping into their highest self, giving no fucks. A radical manifestation of living life to the max. Doing whatever you want all the time.

I’m in my Steve Era right now, nobody can stop me!!

by Max568457 February 4, 2024

Steve

Steve is life's most extraordinary gift to me. His existence makes my existence meaningful. I never thought a man like Steve one day would come into my life and love me the way he does. Steve is the most sensitive, thoughtful, romantic, sensual and loving person I've ever met. He's genuine, soulful, compassionate and generous. Steve stole my heart the moment we encountered each other and loves me wholeheartedly with his body, mind, heart and soul. Steve has the most beautiful pure soul I have ever known, and he shares himself with me without any hesitation and invites me into the darkest and deepest places in him, knowing I will love and cherish every part of him. Steve has a wickedly dirty/loving mind that makes me crazy about him. He showed me a world of intimacy I had never dreamed of experiencing with anyone in bed. He showed me the full spectrum of love in its perfect form. His sense of humour makes me happy and fucking horny. His mind is so powerful, and his competence makes me wet.
But most importantly, he makes me feel safe; every cell in my body feels calm and secure when I am around Steve, and I know he will always love and protect me. I yarn for him, desire him, and love him with all my being. I love you, baby. I never have and will never again love anyone as I love you.

ZM

Steve will redefine love and intimacy and rock your world forever!

by IRFLY March 26, 2023

dry steve

the proper name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in their ear and then sticks it in another persons mouth.

he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.

by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025

Zombie Steve

Popular streamer Syndicate used to mention Steve while playing Call Of Duty Zombies.

"Oh, Zombie Steve? He's chained up in the basement. Yeah he's fine."

by Lapos October 28, 2020