Jumped

Being completely destroyed by a group of people out of the blue.

"Yesterday I saw this guy get jumped by ten people after they came from every direction possible."

by itamicize April 2, 2022

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024

jump the broomstick

Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.

Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!

by Hummingbird100 April 7, 2022

jumped shit

Get the fuck out of

Vine is shutting down all the viners have jumped shit to Instagram

by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017

Jump

verb
gerund or present participle: jumping
1.
push oneself off a surface and into the air by using the muscles in one's legs and feet.
"the cat jumped off his lap"
2. To intentionally get a head start on a drag race to get the upper hand ( cheat )

Two cars are seen lining up to drag race when one car unexpectedly takes off before the other car, Tom says, did you see that guy “jump” , “ yes replies Jeff, what a homosexual !”

by Fair suck of the sav September 12, 2023

jumping jacks

an exercise that involves bouncing up and down while spreading your legs and arms, this exercise will most likely make you sweat and if done long enough make you spill liquids.

yo look at him/her do the jumping jacks, so hot

by ur mothers sons daughter grand April 6, 2022

Jump

To ejaculate

I just jumped in my pants. Did you see that kid jump in the pool?

by Berdnerglar October 20, 2018