Italian Thank You

To suck somebody’s dick as a way to thank someone

Person 1: “did he at least thank him?”

Person 2: “yeah Italian Thank You and everything”

by Jaber2doodle May 30, 2025

Italian Chocolate Freezie

When someone sucks Nutella off of your balls while rubbing ice cubes on your nipples.

Bro, she tried giving me an Italian Chocolate Freezie last night. It was different... But I do recommend.

by mikenike711 May 17, 2014

italian grandmother

Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.

(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...

by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016

Italian Greyhound

When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.

Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !

by Ham_Samich July 20, 2022

Italian bayonet

Put your Dick in a pizza and feed it to your bae

I ate an Italian bayonet

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

He thought he was Italian

An anti-semitic dog whistle phrase. Used when encountering someone who is Jewish. It is a play on the "Italian's aren't Jewish" joke, see the relevant family guy skit. The phrase itself is ironically derived from the title of a song, He Thought He was Italian by The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Orchestra, this song is a very Jewish, Klezmer song. It is unclear whether the two "He's" mentioned in the title are two different people(ie, someone thought that another person was Italian and they were actually Jewish) or if it is both the same man(ie, a person from Italy is unaware of their Jewish ancestry.

"Italian music. Yeah right. He thought he was Italian."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025

Italian stallion

Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.

George: Man that dude is really hung!

Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?

George: Yes I am.

Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.

Armando: Moo moo brown cow.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019