california green

A red traffic light.

"Wow, did you see that? That driver just ran a california green and almost t-boned that car."

by Metalkiss September 11, 2017

california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020

California Earthquake

The shaking a bed makes from the passionate love making of two or more dudes.

He got up trembling after experiencing his first California Earthquake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by NavyDrew June 11, 2016

California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?

Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

#RandomProphet

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 09, 2018

California Blowdrier

When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk

I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it

by damianevens49 June 25, 2024

California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.

“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”

by Steve mast November 22, 2024

Prime minister of California

the priem minister orf california

The Prime minister of California smells like no

by soupcan1221 July 31, 2022