taking out the trash

slang for masturbating

person 1: "Are you ready yet?"
person 2: "Hold on im taking out the trash."
person 1: "Awww dude thats gross."

by The Original BA blackbelt April 25, 2010

talking turkish

The strange noises that accompany vomiting.

What that horrible noise outside? - its ok its only a tramp talking turkish

by Trevor turnip December 27, 2003

taking a wizard

To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")

D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door

by Felix M. October 1, 2006

TAKING UP THE SLACK

Discribes the moments before passing a huge turd or "windjammer"

To bend the door handle whilst taking up the slack

by Paul January 12, 2004

talking shite

A phrase used when someone is saying something that is a lie or is exaggerated, they are then 'talking shite'.

Tom - "I think Sharon fancies me"
Harry - " Don't be talking shite, Tom"

by Lannybop May 16, 2016

We're taking a break

A girl (usually a girlfriend) will say this to you when she is angry at you and wants to find a new boyfriend. This is always a bad choice on the girls part because girls will be all over you now and she will become jealous, eventually taking you back.

Im sick of everything that is going on "We're taking a break".

by I can not tell you my name February 8, 2009

talking color

A color which is the true favorite. may occur or be seen while smoking pot.

ali bee: Here dude try a hit off this J.
Eccademus: Whoa! My talking color is brown!!!

by ali bee September 4, 2004