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Taint-a-Lade

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!
Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade
by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024
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Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.
She has some tainted jugs.

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Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away
by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024
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tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024
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tabinya

A good and goofy friend that smells like eggs
My best friend tabinya
by Whateupbtothrt May 3, 2024
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Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
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taint toggling

When you play with the part of a woman or man between the asshole and ballsack and or vagina. What ever happens these days. Tossing it gently with a wet tongue and or finger. Enjoy
Got drunk and hooked up with my girlfriends roommate, insted of smashing we just shared some taint toggling
by Chefbiggeorge July 11, 2024
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Taintalicious

Ones taint at its peak freshness
After a long day of working at Saint Pete beach restaurant her taint has reached a taintalicious state.
by anonymous July 18, 2024
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