naked sevens

Something that bugs you so much even though you could live without changing it. Or you can't change it yourself, someone else must do it. You get anxious it bugs you so much.

Her grass is SO long, it bugs me like naked sevens!

I hate the way my teacher writes her 7's, they don't have lines through them like I write them. They're naked sevens!

by happyasaclam12 April 12, 2011

Petty-Seven

The age of a woman who appears to be in her 40's or above, but claims to be or alludes to being much younger.

Also may hang out with people in their 20's on a regular basis, thinking that she fits in.

Term originated from the last name of faux-Australian-celebrity, Amber Petty.

Q: How old is that new cougar that works in advertising over there?

A: About Petty-Seven!

by JonM890 September 2, 2011

Twelvity Seven

When you have had more than you should.

How many bongs we have smoked this morning.

What round are we on? I think we just hit Twelvity Seven.

by Bissextile October 21, 2013

The Seven See's

ordering a shot of the first seven liquors that the bartender see's

Alcoholic: I'll have The Seven See's.
Bartender: You better call a taxi.

by The Turd Sandwich November 23, 2013

texas seven

7 prisoners who escaped from the Connally Unit prison in Texas in 2000. They were pretty badass because never have so many people escaped from prison there. But they completely fucked up and killed a policeman during a robbery. After they killed the cop they fled to Colorado but they were captured. One committed suicide and the remaining 6 were brought back to Texas in chains and sentenced to death. 3 have since been executed

The texas seven were pretty badass until them dumbasses killed someone

by latinojodido April 7, 2016

lightning seven

Lightning seven is an achievement redeemable for 19 lad points that you can get for having vigorous sex that lasts for exactly seven minutes. If orgasm is achieved in both participants, the male's penis may be dubbed a lightning rod.

Yeah, me and Janice went for the lightning seven yesterday, came close but we were three seconds overtime.

by Vikind7667 December 29, 2016

satisfied seven

An achievement where one individual makes seven (or more) others orgasm at a party.

That party was lit! I scored a Satisfied Seven and even got a couple phone numbers, set a new record for myself.

by JamieSharp June 7, 2017