In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.
Seagull Frenchfry
I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom
When some some random-ass person screams at the top of their lungs at every single opportunity they get during any kind of event where there's a crowd.
-Yo, did you hear that onelady heckle-screaming over there?
--How the hell could I not?