two scoops

1. Descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.

2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.

"Check out two scoops over there in the red sweater."

"Check the hottie over in the corner."
"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."

"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."

by sth21 June 11, 2006

Scorpio astrology

This is the sexiest sign and gets all there crushes but can be be mean to people on the bad side of them but they tend to be attractive to tarus and cancer

You: he is so hot
Me: probably cause he is a Scorpio astrology

by Jackson Closs March 29, 2020

Scorpio

Scorpios are huge sex addicts who likes all kinds of kinky stuff. If you’re on the vanilla side, it’s probably a bad idea to date this sign. You’ll be shocked to find out that he has ropes and handcuffs stored somewhere in his room. They like degrading you sexually to make themselves feel in control - like they do in every aspect of their life. While sex is amazing with Scorpios, you’ll probably need to go to therapy after since they literally diminish you psychologically after that one night.

Therapist: what was so bad about the sex?
Girl: it was amazing. you see, he’s a Scorpio.

Therapist: oh shit. he’s a Scorpio???

by liwv November 8, 2020

scorpio

a scorpio is short mothafucka that is 4’8 and will never grow

imagine being a scorpio

by Liluzi206 November 22, 2020

Scorpio

According to Ryo, a Scorpio is a horny kinky basterd who only wants sex and is always horny.

“Yeah my friend is a Scorpio”
“Damn man, they must be horny asf”

by Kalexthecatboy October 10, 2021

Scoop

The name given to a person that is crazy badass, that gets all the girls and says really weird shit all the time.

1. Damn that scoop is one crazy badass
2. Why you takin my hoes all the time scoop?
3. wtf scoop?

by Ricardo Montoban March 22, 2008

scopeless overwatch

noun. When a group of close friends band together to find out if another friend's girlfriend is cheating on him. Surveilence methods are used such as steaking out in the bushes, setting infra-red cameras, using walkie talkies, and/or other forms of budget surveilence equipment that could be purchased from internet sites and/or the toy section of the local Radioshack.

Guy #1: Aw man, my gf is hanging out with an old high school guy friend of hers from out of town.

Guy #2: (Phones Guys #3 and #4): Okay, boys, we gotta potential bimbo under radar. Time for scopeless overwatch, fan out.

by Bake Em Away Toys November 15, 2010