me: FUCK NO
friend: FUCK NO
other friend: FUCK NO
random ass tik tok slut: what
me: school
random ass tik tok slut: RENAGADE RENAGADE
friend: FUCK NO
other friend: FUCK NO
random ass tik tok slut: what
me: school
random ass tik tok slut: RENAGADE RENAGADE
by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. Hell. School is a place where u have to stay in ur seat for 8 hours and u have to listen to somebody talk about random shit!
by Bob the word guy February 13, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. Where Teachers send you home for wearing the 'Incorrect' uniform but the reason you wear non uniform is to feel secure about yourself.
And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
"Get you're ass away from school and go to your house now and get the right uniform."
'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
by Urbanary Diction November 2, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. Why are we here?
Because you need to go to school to be successful
Whyyyyy?
That’s how society works, now get to work
Kill me now.
Because you need to go to school to be successful
Whyyyyy?
That’s how society works, now get to work
Kill me now.
by Social anxiety filled human June 7, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. prison for children, write useless things that you will never need in your life for 7 hours, shitty lunch food, mostly shitty teachers who will destroy any left over self-esteem and will mainly focus on helping the good students and will not do anything to help the ones that are struggling, cant speak, go to the toilet or take a sip of water without permission from the teacher, jackasses in class who act like gods compared to everyone else, asking you to finish their assignment for them, give them YOUR money and food
Teacher: Now open your books page 46 and-
Kid: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know.. CAN YOU?
Kid: ...
Kid: ... MAY I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No
Kid: But- it's an emergency
Teacher: The bell rings in 10 minutes, hold it in
Kid: Are you kidding me?
Teacher: Quiet, start reading
Kid: This school sucks..
Kid: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know.. CAN YOU?
Kid: ...
Kid: ... MAY I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No
Kid: But- it's an emergency
Teacher: The bell rings in 10 minutes, hold it in
Kid: Are you kidding me?
Teacher: Quiet, start reading
Kid: This school sucks..
by hellishflames February 16, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. Hell.Literally.That's it.Everyone hates it,people get bullied,you fail classes,get anxiety and depression,just to not use ANYTHING that you learned at school in real life.The system should change.
Elle:Could we hang out today?I feel miserable,I have anxiety and am extremely lonely.
Parker:Sorry,we can't,we have school and we'll get detention if we don't go.
Parker:Sorry,we can't,we have school and we'll get detention if we don't go.
by bellamyblakecouldstomponme November 19, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by SmooTheDragon January 8, 2020
Get the Schoolmug.