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Gf: “Why?”
Bf: “Because I was thinking of you”
Gf: “Omg really”
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Gf: “Why?”
Bf: “Because I was thinking of you”
Gf: “Omg really”
Bf: “Yes, i’m horny because of a person named Sam”
Gf: “So you have a sam kink?”
Bf: “Yup”
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