retard dialect

A person fluent in the language of retard

The cashier only understood retard dialect.

by @RealOne May 26, 2015

Living Retardism

Emo Used HM01 is retarded , thats is all
A more complicated way of saying he is retarded

Squirrel says "Emo your the definition of Living Retardism"

by richyrichyrichy June 19, 2021

anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

by Perakee April 18, 2016

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Retarded icecream

A retarded icecream is when someone is acting like a absolute melt

Simon your a retarded icecream

by Dorine June 17, 2018

Great Retard

two (or more) retarfs that think exactly the same to the exact same level of stupidity.

1) "acute intracranial hemorrhage caused by Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
2) "cause of death: blunt headforce trauma from Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
1) "holy shit we said the same exact thing but in different wording"
2) "Great Retards think alike"

by 1jeaner1 July 20, 2021

weird retard

A ginger that has body pillow cases and is also overweight

Look at Wesley over there he’s a weird retard

by BigPPDan02 December 20, 2022