Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

polishing the coral

When a woman uses her hands or feet, to stimulate a man’s private parts whilst underwater.

I was hanging out in the hot tub with Susan, and all of a sudden she began polishing the coral, all whilst holding a glass a champagne.

by Capt. Stillman December 24, 2023

polisario

a bunch of bitches supported by shitty algeria thinking they own 'the western sahara' as if it ain't called the moroccan sahara

polisario l97ab : WESTERN SAHARA IS A NON SELF GOVERNING TERRITORY
moroccan (me) : wa sir t9owd you son of a bitch

by 7witMokAyyy February 6, 2024

polish cork

A tedious circular argument concerning the merits of a historical strategic decision.

Class went long today when the professor popped another 'polish cork'--whether Bradley should have closed the Falaise pocket with multi-domain, corkscrew thinking.

by MontyFanBoi December 6, 2023

polish fitment

When your car is so low that you can't even fit a credit card between the tire and fender.

-Dayumn bro, your car has some real polish fitment!

by GregoryTheThird_27 February 10, 2024

Polish Mower

Biting through granny's bush with your teeth

: I did a Polish Mower the other night, shit was crazy
: Leave me the fuck alone

by thneeed March 16, 2024

polish prank

When an individual attempts to pull a prank, typically on April Fools' Day, and the joke is actually on the prankster.

Jim texted a former colleague, falsely claiming that their previous company had sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, implying that the stock options the colleague had declined to purchase upon leaving a few months earlier were now worth tens of millions. In reality, the company was in dire straits, and Jim's job was terminated just weeks after this polish prank.

by SlimGravy April 1, 2024