piss boner

A guy wakes up with a piss boner when he doesn't totally unload before he goes to bed. This can be especially embarrassing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the midnight mindfuck.

I laid in bed for at least an hour this morning and the piss boner I had never went down. I basically had to masturbate to get it to a size reasonable enough to get out of bed with.

by gergerry_da_phzzt September 19, 2007

Piss Poor

{p-iss p-ew-r}

To be bad, or relatively awful at something.

The Leafs played Piss Poor last night.

Sam is a Piss Poor Ninja.

by Cselby January 30, 2007

piss flaps

A woman's labia.

Man, I really had to spread Mindy's piss flaps to give her oral sex last night.

by W54th8x July 26, 2010

Piss Angle

Piss angle is an intense math calculation that dudes use when trying not to get back-sprayed while pissing into a urinal.

Pissing against the back wall of the urinal at a 90 degree angle will cause extreme backspray. Thus, a man must strategically place his piss stream onto the side wall of the urinal, prefferably at less than 20 degrees to prevent getting back-sprayed.

Dude why are your pants all wet?
Dude I was pissing in the urinal, and I forgot to adjust my Piss Angle
Bro, never forget to adjust your Piss Angle

I gotta go take a piss guys
Mind your Piss Angle, Bro!

by TheGameWizard June 21, 2013

Piss Rapist

A person who intentionally urinates in another's mouth during oral sex, without the permission or consent of the receiving party.

"Tell all your friends that Andy is a piss rapist! Last night, when I went down on him, he peed in my mouth! That pervert!"

by The Little JC May 27, 2009

As pissed as a newt

Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt

Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

monkey piss

The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.

Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!

by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005