pirates plunge

when you take ur gurl to the ocean and she starts to blow you take it out her mouth and poke her in the eye. then she has to wear an eye patch.

"yo i brought this skank to the beach and gave her a pirates plunge"

by spencer s August 7, 2006

Angry Pirate

When your girls givin you head and you pull it out of her mouth and jizz in her eye then kick her in the knee.

Last night i gave that whore an angry pirate becuase she charged me double the usual price.

by jeff from fpc April 10, 2006

angry pirate

when a girl/guy is suckin u off and b4 u busts in their mouth u pull it out and get them in the eye, then u kick out their knee or shin so they hop and get pissd. they may also make angry noises

Travis Kaiser was suckin off his boyfriend Chris and Chirs pull out his Penis and shot Travis in the eye and then kickd him in the shin. Travis then started to hop on 1 leg and make grunting noises...huns the angry pirate

by Trevnasty February 12, 2008

poo pirate

smashing a girl missionary style while repeatedly punching her in eye until an eye patch is needed. turn her over to doggy style while still smashing away then get a marker pen and draw a x over her asshole then unleash your load inside of it to bury your treasure.

i was fucking trashed while watching pirates of the caribbean with this chick and she was full ready for a poo pirate.

by Johnny two deep October 24, 2011

Pastry Pirate

Any person who takes great pleasure in one of the following acts to another person's pastry...either by penetrating with fingers or another part of the body, or by throwing at a wall at mach-3 to implode it. This person's malicious intent to defile your precious pastries, and his indulgance for piligining your innocent desires for one bite of your chocolate muffin make this individual a pastry pirate!

Boy that Sgt Lowe is sure one hell of a pastry pirate!

by Muzz7297 October 9, 2008

smoking pirate

sucking dick.

Brian could not come to my house after school because he was too busy smoking pirate.

by AJ May 14, 2004

pirates cove

A hollow, tubular device, made of soft material such as silicone, which slides over the penis to assist men with masturbation.

To wife: "Do you want to have sex?" "No? I do!" ::raising pirates cove triumphantly into the air before closing himself in the bathroom to masturbate with it::

by SolarRae April 24, 2014