Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 25, 2024
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peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.
You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.
by All Java, All The Time April 22, 2017
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Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.
by syrup :) September 19, 2023
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Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
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Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 11, 2021
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Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods
A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!
by Slutt fucker 3000 September 11, 2021
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