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KS ninja

A person who will stop at nothing to steal somebodys kill.
Noob: YAY IM ABOUT TO GET A KILL!

KS ninja: BANG n00b u just got KSED!
by Teh epix ninja July 14, 2010
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Super Ninja

A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:

Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.
Tamar Lovindeer is a complete Super Ninja
by Lovestruck2011 June 8, 2011
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Facebook Ninja

1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"

Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."

*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
by ncmo April 4, 2010
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Ninja chin

(noun) A carefully camouflaged double chin that is strategically hidden with a poised hand, a book, etc. or a specific camera angle. This is mostly used on really good looking chics who are on the heavier side.
Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see this hot chic on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but look at the angle of her profile pic. I think she has a ninja chin."
by eviljew85 June 6, 2011
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Ninja pop

To ejaculate so fast and stealthy, no one sees you do it.
Why is he so relaxed? Maybe he ninja popped one in the ally?
by MOanDogg1 August 6, 2011
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Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.
Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"
by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014
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brain ninja

Title given to girls by comedian Dane Cook. Girls have the power to fuck with a guy's mind by saying something so simple that it eventually drives them crazy.
Girls are brain ninjas! They know how to get in there with their katanas and cut ya! And then disappear into the night!
by brainninja14 December 1, 2009
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