MY MOM

She’s a witch, please call Child-Services

My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.

by HeyMyNameIsUnknown April 13, 2019

sorry mom

when you fuck up and or just think your mom is going to kill also a very good thing to put on a hat

sorry mom i didnt mean to fuck the dog

by sorry_mom21 May 13, 2019

Mom Hopper

Mid 20's douchebag who sleeps with local milfs. You will find him near elementary schools and play grounds prowling on milfs to hit on in hopes of sleeping with them in the near future.

"Hey dude have you seen Erik lately?"
"Nah, man, he's been acting weird lately. I think he's a mom hopper now" mom hopper milf douchebag Erik

by Casual_salsa April 4, 2016

step mom

a stupid dumb ass hoe that everyone hates and and bitch and only there for your dads money

bill:your step mom is a bitch

will:i know

by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019

Facebook mom

A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.

She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.

Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.

by Kayelizabeth7 April 15, 2017

mom bar

when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.

dude some jerk whipped out in front of my moms mini van and i got the mom bar.

by drew2258 August 14, 2011

Moms on Farmville

And you thought Moms on Facebook were bad enough...now they are on Farmville...
What's worse Moms on Farmville or global warming? What happened to the days when moms were good influences on their children. This is the dawn of the end of the world.

(On the phone with my mom)
Hey Mom! What are you doing?
Just harvesting my plants?
Oh, cool what are you planting?
Blue trees and rainbow apples.
Oh, so you're on Farmville again...
Yes and I need neighbors!
But, Mom, Farmville is for losers and Moms...
(Mom hangs up)

Dude, Moms on Farmville...
Sounds hot...i would visit their garden and harvest them anytime...

by whojew2 January 19, 2011