jelly legs

When a child goes into a state of paralysis below the waist in order to get what he/she wants.

Kid: I WANT CANDY!!
Mom: No!
Kid: I WANT CANDY!(Kid goes into jelly legs mode)
Mom: Timmy stand up! I'm not going to carry you!
Kid: WAAAAAAAHHHH!
Mom: Jesus! Here...what do you want?

by Fallen_Samurai March 07, 2009

Stanky Leg

A dance move created after a girl who had bled over her leg from her period, and then tried to shake it off.

Look at Susie do the stanky leg! She can really shake it.

by Artemis Entreri March 27, 2009

Baby Legs

A phrase used to describe someone who is vertically challenged, and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the pace of a normal sized person; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with a dwarf.

What it do, baby legs? How you been?

Danny DeVito.

by jan4 November 16, 2010

Bacon Legs

At the point where a steam roller crushes a persons legs to the hip. The steam that is applied to the rolling apperatis that comes into contact with the pavement and prevents pavement bonding to the apperatis sears the humans bipodals which tends to create a distinct smell which is usually refered to as smelling like bacon. This term is refered to as Bacon Legs.

Looker-onner # 1 -
"That taxi driver's flattened legs sure had the arroma of some fine bacon legs."

Looker-onner # 2 -
"It was so arrousing, yet I lust for a BLT samich."

by Nelson76 November 02, 2006

Clem's Leg

This fat ass bitch named Clem at our school. He had mongo legs. *refers to the size of something

Yo B wrap up a Clem's Leg

by Sapper February 18, 2004

Dead Legs

Nickname of a usless brother-in-law who is totally gormless. Enjoys fishing (the sod with a rod!) and lying about how fast he drove his car on certain roads.

Dead Legs: Can I use your car to put my fishing gear in it?
Me: NO.

by LabMouseAntics November 08, 2004

Crazy Legs

Crazy Legs refers to a girl who thinks she is really atractive and is most definatly not and a girl who has the worlds ugliest legs

she has Crazy Legs
she is Crazy Legs

by EJRhater April 03, 2004