Scooter Goblin

A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees

by BigManBeef March 23, 2021

Chode Goblin

A name that describes Mr.nips with his melted candle face,and neck that always talks to people.

Hey Mr.Nips you look like a Chode Goblin.

by the marker box April 3, 2019

Goblin

An affectionate term, often used to a girl who is attractive, yet short and a bit weird.

Megan? Oh, you mean Goblin.

Oh my god, did you see her dancing? Haha, such a little Goblin.

by Enwhytee December 25, 2016

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

goblin

A venomous left-leaning female Internet troll.

Usually trolls in a self-righteous, hysterical tone, pretending to act in favor of Women's Rights but only has egotistical concerns.

Shit Reddit Says is 4chan for goblins.

by TrueWomensRIghtsActivist October 4, 2015

goblin tinkerer

a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.

Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.

From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."

by Дecca September 27, 2023