by jabuvarp July 21, 2019
Get the John Aronmug. When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.
by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008
Get the dingle-johnmug. He's the most caring person I've ever known. He will always make you happy. You can always lean on him and always there for you. Best son and eldest of his siblings. He's a honest and genuine person, I can't afford to lose him. Sweet, soft and handsome that's making me crazy. He's my favorite person. And don't be deceive by his look-so-mad voice, he's always like that but he's really kind with a little "kagaspangan".
by Baby Eal June 8, 2021
Get the John Acemug. We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:
Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses
Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses
by anonymous September 24, 2023
Get the John (Splatoon)mug. by theovster_ November 25, 2021
Get the john quinonesmug. A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.
by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018
Get the john gowmug. John Dericks are smart, funny, handsome, and the type of person who you want to be around. They would typically have a contagious laugh and can make you laugh just by being there. They love eating, spending time with loved ones, and having fun. John Dericks tend to speak before they think and may lead to them saying something that may offend you, or just may be a little dumb.
by anonymous152666 April 1, 2019
Get the john derickmug.