Nasty Nardoe

The sexual act of using grape jelly, a strawberry condom and a night full of regrets.

Misty got nasty nardoed last night, she smells wonderful but it's gonna take days to get that jelly out.

by NastyNardoe January 22, 2017

Nosty

Nostalgic

Remember when Glenn still had a head? That's nosty dude!!
You know what makes me nosty? Those old photos from high school when we had dreams and goals...

by Johhhhnnnnn!! January 25, 2017

nasty witch

Madonna, according to Michael Jackson

'I think afterwards she wrote some mean things about me in the press and I said that she's a nasty witch.'
Michael Jackson

by MGfunnhJ March 26, 2017

Nasty Nellie

The most extreme, brutal sex act known to humankind. It starts with 8 men filling every hole in a woman's body with shit and piss, then 4 men quadruple-penetrate her as she pisses, shits, and has a period, while she jerks off a guy with each hand and blows two guys at once. When all the men have busted, the woman then vomits into each man's mouth. Finally, all bodily fluids are mixed together in a huge pot and made into a soup.

I tried a nasty Nellie yesterday. I even saved some of the soup. You should try it, it's great.

by Jeb Kerman April 19, 2018

nasty snail

When a woman is aroused and she leaks trought her pants leaving a trace on the ground.

My grillfriend is so wet. She leaves a nasty snail on the ground.

by Miauwsterxiofang September 16, 2017

nasty push

An act that occurs at the moment a person gains such great relief from constipation they spontaneously bellow an orgasmic sounding moan.

Damn Karl did you just bust a nut in the toilet?

No, I just had a nasty push.

by strongmier October 18, 2017

nasty night

When you cum in a females eyes and they can’t see

I️ gave this girl a nasty night!!

by cum in the eyes April 20, 2018